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April 25th . . . 1918 - Legendary jazz vocalist Ella Fitzgerald is born in Newport News, VA . . . 1923 - Blues guitarist Albert King is born . . . 1933 - Jerry Leiber is born in Baltimore. With Mike Stoller, he’s written witty rock hits like “Yakety Yak” and “Jailhouse Rock” . . . 1945 - Bjorn Ulvaeus of Abba is born in Gothenburg, Sweden . . . 1945 - Stu Cook (Creedence Clearwater Revival) is born this day . . . 1950 - Steve Ferrone, drummer with the Average White Band and Eric Clapton, is born in Brighton, England . . . 1956 - Elvis Presley reaches top of US chart with Heartbreak Hotel, his first No. 1 . . . 1961 - Elvis Presley makes his last stage appearance for nearly eight years at Bloch Arena in Hawaii . . . 1964 - The Beatles have an amazing 14 singles on the American chart . . . 1967 - The Beatles perform “All You Need Is Love” during a global satellite broadcast . . . 1974 - Jim Morrison’s widow, Pam, dies in Hollywood at the age of 27. Police suspect heroin use may have played a part in her death . . . 1977 - Elvis Presley makes his last-known recordings during a live concert at the Saginaw (Mich.) Civic Center . . . 1981 - Wings break up after Denny Laine leaves the band. Paul McCartney says he will carry on as a solo artist . . . 1987 - Crowded House had their biggest U.S. hit when “Don’t Dream It’s Over” peaked at #2; U2 replace Beastie Boys at top of US LP chart with The Joshua Tree . . . 1990 - The Fender Stratocaster on which Jimi Hendrix played “The Star-Spangled Banner” at Woodstock sells at a London auction for $295,000 . . . 1994 - The Eagles played the first of two shows where they recorded their ‘Hell Freezes Over’ album . . . 1994 - A judge sentences Beastie Boy Adam Horowitz to 200 hours’ community service after he beats up a TV cameraman during River Phoenix’s funeral . . . 1994 - A judge determines that Michael Bolton’s “Love Is a Wonderful Thing” sounds a little too similar to the Isley Brothers’ “Love Is a Wonderful Thing.” Ya think? . . . 1997 - Warren Haynes and Allen Woody quit the Allman Brothers Band to tend to their careers as Gov’t Mule . . . 1999 - Funk star Roger Troutman, 47, dies in a hospital in Dayton, Ohio, after being shot several times . . . 2000 - Eric Clapton is reunited on a TV stage in London with his former Derek & the Dominos keyboard player Bobby Whitlock, for their first performance together in 29 years . . . 2002 - Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, the effervescent, sometimes volatile rapping member of the Grammy-winning R&B trio TLC, is killed in a car crash in Honduras . . . 2003 - The late jazz great Nina Simone is laid to rest in Carry-Le-Rouet, France . . . 2004 - Piano man Billy Joel drives his car into a house in Long Island. Nobody is seriously injured. It’s his third car crash in two years . . . 2007 - American singer Bobby “Boris” Pickett died of leukemia at the age of 69. He scored the Halloween anthem ‘The Monster Mash’ in 1962 . . .

Just in time for the Beavis & Butthead revival!! Woo-hoo!

A sneak peek at My Morning Jacket's new album....

I think I got a contact buzz just watching this....

RHT Pic 'o' the Week

RHT Pic 'o' the Week
Prosecution evidence leaked from the Barry Bonds trial

Randon Non-Rock Notes. Rock Notes, get it? I'm awesome.

Car wrecks! Woohoo!

Here's a baby rabbit eating a flower.

Best commercial on TV right now. You dang woodchucks!!

Quite simply, the greatest redneck car ramp jump ever. Period.

Slippery slide accidents are always money, aren't they?

Let's revisit this famous soccer bitch.

Yo. My man. Seriously, this is not the best way to get free ice cream.

Good boy.

I want this lamb! Oh, and this lamb!

Hey lady, watch where you're goin'.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Go to Hell Songs


Ah, the go to hell song. The public rebuke of one once loved. We’ve all listened to these songs after an ugly breakup, am I right? Hell, “Already Gone” by the Eagles got me through many a night after a love gone bad back in the day, and that song didn't make this list. Here are my top songs that are an arctic blast at an ex, a cold shot of bristling hate at the one who did ya wrong. And the best thing is, it was a public put-down at it‘s highest form - on the acetate and over the airwaves. Here are just a few of my favorites ...

"Evil Woman" - ELO

Here's Jeff Lynne laying into an unfortunate ex . . .

Ha Ha woman what you gonna do

You destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you,

It's so good that you're feeling pain,

But you better get yourself on board the very next train.

Evil woman how you done me wrong,

But now you're tryin' to wail a different song,

Ha Ha funny how you broke me up,

You made the wine now you drink the cup,

I came runnin' every time you cried,

Thought I saw love smilin' in your eyes,

Ha Ha very nice to know, that you ain't got no place left to go.


"You Oughta Know" - Alanis Morissette

This one almost made me feel sorry for the tool it was written about, that cat from Full House ...

Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?

I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner

It was a slap in the face

How quickly I was replaced

And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?


"I See You" - Hoodoo Gurus

No clue who this is about, but it fits fits several people I know . . .

You're a sad malignant loser, why do you continue?

I can't tolerate your self-righteous views.

I see you, I see right through you. I see you.

Monumental load of shit, it's beaming in loud and clear.

C'mon give my ears a break, hell I've had you up to here,

I know who you are, I know what you do, I see you I see right through you.


"How Do You Sleep?" - John Lennon

Ah, John's brutal missive to Sir Paul. Nasty . . .

Those freaks was right when they said you was dead

The one mistake you made was in your head

You live with straights who tell you you was king

Jump when your momma tell you anything

The only thing you done was yesterday

And since you're gone you're just another day

Ah, how do you sleep? Ah, how do you sleep at night?

Whaddaya got fellas?

8 comments:

  1. Very interesting topic! Try this one on from QOTSA's "Broken Box":

    There you are
    Ooohh you're so in love, just like juliette
    Well guess what?
    That's one thing that you can for-fucking-get

    Tears from the sky
    In pools of pain
    Well baby tonite, i'm gonna go & dance in the rain

    In my head you're all brand new
    I guess you're really all the same
    In my head you're all brand new
    Tell your new boy where i came
    In my head you're all brand new
    Take that broken pussy elsewhere
    In my head you're all brand new
    Save it baby, i don't care

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  2. How can you leave off "This One Goes Out To The One I Love" - always misunderstood. Nice when the dumb broad requests it thinking it her love song.

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  3. Ok, thought of another one. Dwight Yoakam "Ain't that lonely yet" How's this for country? "Once there was this spider in my bed, got caught up in her web, love and lies, spun her chains around my heart and soul, never to let go, oh but I survived. Cause I ain't that lonely yet!" And Jerry Lee Lewis did a "killer" tune called "Who Will the Next Fool Be?" it has a great line that says, "and after all is said and done, girl you wouldn't be satisfied with anyone . . . . when you get rid of me, who will the next fool be?" Not exactly putting up a fight, but you get the point.

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  4. I still like "...take that broken pussy elsewhere." BAD. ASS.

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  5. "Death on Two Legs" by Queen. It's their ode to a former manager who screwed them over. Classic stuff.

    You suck my blood like a leech
    You break the law and you preach
    Screw my brain till it hurts
    You've taken all my money
    And you want more
    Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
    With your narrow minded cronies
    Who are fools of the first division
    Death on two legs
    You're tearing me apart

    Death on two legs
    You've never had a heart of your own
    Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
    You're just an old barrow boy
    Have you found a new toy to replace me?
    Can you face me?
    But now you can kiss my ass goodbye . . .

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  6. I'd really not like to picture Freddie Mercury talking about "toys" & asses"

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  7. I have always enjoyed tupac's "Wonder why they call u bitch".. super classy tune..

    "in the locker room all the homies do is laugh... high fives cause a `nother nigga played your ass"

    ez

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  8. Ahhh...& with Mother's Day just around the corner! Hot damn, we got us an anthem!

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RHT Greatest American Rocker: Elvis Presley

RHT Greatest American Rocker: Elvis Presley

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RHT Greatest Guitarist: Jimi Hendrix

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RHT Greatest Artist of the 80's: Michael Jackson

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RHT Most Iconic Guitar Of All-Time
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RHT Greatest Album of the 60's: Abbey Road

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RHT Greatest Artist of the 90's: Nirvana

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RHT Greatest Rock Voice: Freddie Mercury

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RHT Most Beautiful Woman in Music: Carrie Underwood

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RHT Greatest Metal Song: Iron Man

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Time flies when you're havin' fun . . .

R.I.P. Delaney

I lost my little Scottish Terrier on Monday, September 8th to cancer. Her name was Delaney and she was a warrior. She was a rescue, and in her lifetime she'd been to hell and back. At the risk of sounding like a total wimp, it hurts like a son-of-a-bitch. If you're a dog lover like myself and want to see what she was all about, you can check out this link:

http://delaneywarrior.blogspot.com/

Man, I miss that little dog.

By the way, this link stays up as long as RHT is in existence.