A Boy Named Sue

I was recently prompted by management to please the masses by writing and posting another witty blog on this juggernaut of musical forum (RHT). Instead, I chose to write the following.

The purpose of this blog, and that is something that sets my blogging apart from the rest of this frivolous information - purpose, is to point out the stupidity of some of our all-time favorite musicians. It seems as much as we love these self-indulgent musical geniuses; stardom, money and fame in general sets in and creates a mindset that fools them into thinking they can break all the rules. Now let's be clear, I'm not talking about breaking rules rock stars are supposed to break (like hotel room etiquette), I mean basic laws of the planet. Like not hanging a douche-bag-esque moniker on you offspring. Still not follow? Ok, consider the following . . . .

Below I've compiled a list of some of the best (worst) names ever bestowed by a musician. I'll report, you decide:

Alice Cooper named one of his children - Dashiell Cooper - His other child is named Sonora Cooper. Girls? Boys? I like to call the latter kid Scooper.

Brian Littrell (of supergroup Backstreet Boys) - named his boy Baylee Thomas Wylee Littrell - I'm pretty sure the only other Wylee I've ever heard of is a coyote. I predict the kid to be a chronic failure.

Eryka Badu (your real name is Erica!) - has a kid named Seven Sirus Benjamin - George Castanza eat your heart out. aka the S.S. Benjamin.

Shania Twain - She named her kid Eja. Isn't that a typo? Or just the abbreviation for ejaculation? Whatever it is, Shania gets bonus points for being married to a dude named Mutt. (and YES, this image had to be this big!)

And the king of namos muy estupido - Mick Jagger. His kids (at least the ones claimed) : Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger (can these be rearranged into a phrase? perhaps a code to a Stones tune), Karis Hunt (surname of mother - warning to kid, be careful using only the first initial - K.Hunt), and Jade Sheena Jezebel Jagger - how much more racy can a name be? Hmmm, I think I'll name my daughter after the most notorious whore in all of history. Even Keith would have known better. Riiiight, man. (Check that - Keith Richards - son Dupree)

Rock steady fellas.