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April 25th . . . 1918 - Legendary jazz vocalist Ella Fitzgerald is born in Newport News, VA . . . 1923 - Blues guitarist Albert King is born . . . 1933 - Jerry Leiber is born in Baltimore. With Mike Stoller, he’s written witty rock hits like “Yakety Yak” and “Jailhouse Rock” . . . 1945 - Bjorn Ulvaeus of Abba is born in Gothenburg, Sweden . . . 1945 - Stu Cook (Creedence Clearwater Revival) is born this day . . . 1950 - Steve Ferrone, drummer with the Average White Band and Eric Clapton, is born in Brighton, England . . . 1956 - Elvis Presley reaches top of US chart with Heartbreak Hotel, his first No. 1 . . . 1961 - Elvis Presley makes his last stage appearance for nearly eight years at Bloch Arena in Hawaii . . . 1964 - The Beatles have an amazing 14 singles on the American chart . . . 1967 - The Beatles perform “All You Need Is Love” during a global satellite broadcast . . . 1974 - Jim Morrison’s widow, Pam, dies in Hollywood at the age of 27. Police suspect heroin use may have played a part in her death . . . 1977 - Elvis Presley makes his last-known recordings during a live concert at the Saginaw (Mich.) Civic Center . . . 1981 - Wings break up after Denny Laine leaves the band. Paul McCartney says he will carry on as a solo artist . . . 1987 - Crowded House had their biggest U.S. hit when “Don’t Dream It’s Over” peaked at #2; U2 replace Beastie Boys at top of US LP chart with The Joshua Tree . . . 1990 - The Fender Stratocaster on which Jimi Hendrix played “The Star-Spangled Banner” at Woodstock sells at a London auction for $295,000 . . . 1994 - The Eagles played the first of two shows where they recorded their ‘Hell Freezes Over’ album . . . 1994 - A judge sentences Beastie Boy Adam Horowitz to 200 hours’ community service after he beats up a TV cameraman during River Phoenix’s funeral . . . 1994 - A judge determines that Michael Bolton’s “Love Is a Wonderful Thing” sounds a little too similar to the Isley Brothers’ “Love Is a Wonderful Thing.” Ya think? . . . 1997 - Warren Haynes and Allen Woody quit the Allman Brothers Band to tend to their careers as Gov’t Mule . . . 1999 - Funk star Roger Troutman, 47, dies in a hospital in Dayton, Ohio, after being shot several times . . . 2000 - Eric Clapton is reunited on a TV stage in London with his former Derek & the Dominos keyboard player Bobby Whitlock, for their first performance together in 29 years . . . 2002 - Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, the effervescent, sometimes volatile rapping member of the Grammy-winning R&B trio TLC, is killed in a car crash in Honduras . . . 2003 - The late jazz great Nina Simone is laid to rest in Carry-Le-Rouet, France . . . 2004 - Piano man Billy Joel drives his car into a house in Long Island. Nobody is seriously injured. It’s his third car crash in two years . . . 2007 - American singer Bobby “Boris” Pickett died of leukemia at the age of 69. He scored the Halloween anthem ‘The Monster Mash’ in 1962 . . .

Just in time for the Beavis & Butthead revival!! Woo-hoo!

A sneak peek at My Morning Jacket's new album....

I think I got a contact buzz just watching this....

RHT Pic 'o' the Week

RHT Pic 'o' the Week
Prosecution evidence leaked from the Barry Bonds trial

Randon Non-Rock Notes. Rock Notes, get it? I'm awesome.

Car wrecks! Woohoo!

Here's a baby rabbit eating a flower.

Best commercial on TV right now. You dang woodchucks!!

Quite simply, the greatest redneck car ramp jump ever. Period.

Slippery slide accidents are always money, aren't they?

Let's revisit this famous soccer bitch.

Yo. My man. Seriously, this is not the best way to get free ice cream.

Good boy.

I want this lamb! Oh, and this lamb!

Hey lady, watch where you're goin'.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Music < Love. Or, The Soundtracks To My Greatest Dating Failures.

Yes, 2 Blogs in one day. I have tomorrow off, so I'm unpacking (still....) all of my random stuff. But not until I put off unpacking to finish this blog, that has been brewing in my head since about 5. What happened at 5? I got a call from a girl I used to date. This is actually not unusual for me, as I seem to live in the friend zone so much that even when you are no longer dating me, it's as though nothing ever happened. This girl loved, and introduced me to Tegan and Sara, a debt which I will never be able to pay. Upon first meeting her, we talked for hours, ending with her slipping me the album So Jealous, which I still have, and listen to at least monthly. Music, or mixtapes can be perfect icebreakers to relationships, but can also be the background for heartbreak. Since I am a romantic at heart, I set off on a journey covering the music that went right, and went wrong. All names of girls have been altered to save them from the fact that they would actually be known as having dated me.
"Jessica"

BBD- Poison

Janet Jackson- Control, and pretty much everything on the album of the same name.

Boyz II Men- End Of The Road

In middle school, it's free, and easy. I count Jessica as my first girlfriend, but if we're really being fair, 6th grade shouldn't even count. I mean, we didn't go out on any "real" dates, and looking back at it, I think we only dated because of convenience. She lived down the street from me, I had a crush on her 17 year old older sister, she had a crush on my older brother, so we called it even and settled for less. Jessica's older sister was into 90's r&b. I was, and still am...but I mean, she was REALLY into it. She thought she was Janet Jackson, so in turn, Jessica thought she was Janet Jackson. It's always funny to look back on how many times we listened to "The Pleasure Principle" without grasping the full Freudian concept of what it meant, but I know I was only like 11, so....anyway. Being that Janet Jackson was THE sex symbol of my pre-teen years, it would seem that dating a girl who thought she was JJ would be awesome. Well, when you're 11, you're not thinking about sex, nor things that symbolize sex. I became distant, and disinterested. Jessica broke up with me with Boyz II Men's "II" album playing in the background. We still speak to this day.

"Tracy"
Nirvana- Serve The Servants, Where Did You Sleep Last Night, Polly, About A Girl, Dumb

Jeff Buckley- Corpus Christi Carol

Liz Phair- Shatter, Gunshy

Lisa Loeb- Do You Sleep

Bush- Glycerine

Tracy had a twin sister (We'll call her "Stacy"), and was my first high school girlfriend. Not my first love, but my first real infatuation. I was in 9th grade, a little awkward, but good enough to make varsity soccer, and the freshman basketball team. She was a lot more awkward, but made the drill team. She didn't fit in though. She liked musicians that were dead, or at least musicians who had a dead career. We were in middle school together, and I remember when Cobain died, she came to school with a black armband. Back then, I just thought she was weird. One day I went to her house with some friends before soccer practice, and she put on In Utero. I had heard Nirvana before, of course...but this was the first time I listened to Nirvana. I mean REALLY listened. I was hooked from there. We started dating and I wrapped myself in her musical choices. I became a female alt rock junkie. Tracy is the one who taught me that when it comes to Liz Phair, you stick to Exile In Guyville, and that record ONLY (I still hold true to that...I tried to listen to Whip-Smart last year, and it was God awful.), and Lisa Loeb is fine...as long as it's pre-1998. Same for Alanis. The one "chick" rocker that she put on my plate (but I do have to give my sister credit for expanding my love for this artist...) was Ani DiFranco. I still listen to Ani to this day, and I still get people asking me why in the hell am I listening to Ani if I'm not a lesbian, and I think of Tracy and laugh. She went wrong when she started listening to Bush. I think it was just that she wanted something that sounded close enough to Nirvana, but our biggest fights were over Gavin Rossdale's blatant ripping off of Nirvana, which she was blind to. Tension ended our relationship...but I'll always blame that hack Gavin Rossdale. Marrying Gwen Stefani was the best thing he'll ever do. Tracy moved out of state, and again, we still speak. Last checked, she was a women's studies major, and she cried when Sleater-Kinney broke up. Which I expected. On both counts. Also, she hates Gavin Rossdale now.

"Erica"

Nas- Halftime, Nas Is Like

Beastie Boys- No Sleep Till Brooklyn, To All The Girls

De La Soul- A Roller Skating Jam Named Saturday

Slick Rick- I Own America (Part 1)

O.A.R.- Every Song O.A.R. Has Ever Made

Erica was the first girl that I dated that was truly...truly into hip-hop. We spent half of my senior year of high school hanging out after basketball practice debating our top 5 list of MCs. She couldn't see Ice Cube in anyone's top 5, and I ripped her for having Run (of Run D.M.C) in hers. But it was all in great fun. I don't think we spent much time in each other's presence where we weren't talking each other's ear off. She knew it all, she knew that Prince Paul was the mastermind producer of the 90's, she loved all Tribe Called Quest, but ONLY listened to Midnight Marauders, because it was just that good. This relationship was short though. I don't think there was any physical attraction. We just loved REAL hip-hop, and that was our bond. Late in the relationship, she wanted to "broaden her musical horizons", so she started listening to O.A.R. The readers of this blog know how I feel about O.A.R. I'm not saying that ended our relationship. But I sure as hell ain't saying that it didn't play a part. We don't talk anymore, and I wish we would. She would love Lupe Fiasco, probably roll her eyes at Kanye West, but enjoy him behind closed doors, and she would have been brokenhearted when Jay-Z stopped, but loved when he started again. If anyone sees her, say hello. Moving on....

"Jasmine"

Youth Asylum- Jasmin

Jane's Addiction- Then She Did...

The Clash- Lover's Rock, Clash City Rockers

New York Dolls- Don't Start Me Talkin', Trash

Aerosmith- Train Kept 'A Rollin

The Band- The Well, It Makes No Difference, Ophelia, Acadian Driftwood

Bruce Springsteen- Rosalita, Jungleland, Murder Incorporated

Talking Heads- Entire '77' Album

Kanye West- Through The Wire, Roses, Family Business, Never Let Me Down

Hootie/Blowfish- Let Her Cry

Jasmine (only name that was cleared to not be changed) was my first real heartbreak. We dated from the end of my senior year until midway through college. At the time, I was sure that I could marry the girl. We met at a pizza place, and I had always had a crush on her, so I picked a cheesy song on the jukebox, because it had her name in the title. She challenged me by then picking the Jane's Addiction song that spanned about 14 minutes and just felt like some kind of really odd trip. Before we had even said words to each other, we were challenging each other's musical tastes. But, my jukebox romance won me a date, and London Calling won me another. If I ever say that London Calling is the greatest album of all time, it was Jasmine's influence, although I really think it might be. She was as interesting as her musical tastes. She was a vegetarian that would sneak bites of my chicken and then giggle as if she had committed a grand crime. She couldn't play keyboard, but would always set it to the weirdest sound, and play it loud. She wore chuck taylors to weddings. She talked in her sleep, but made no noise when she laughed hard. Long story short, she was amazing. I remember early on when we were having one of our many music cred battles, and I played the New York Dolls card, showing off their first album, she fired back the next day by buying me a vinyl copy of their second album ("Too Much Too Soon"), with a note that simply stated 'You're welcome'. We shared more in common than music, but it helped. I remember the day we came across a rare recording of the song 'The Well' by the Band, and sat around listening to it over and over. She didn't like Elvis, but owned 3 45's of his. I turned her on to Jerry Lee Lewis, Rakim, and Bonnie Raitt. She turned me on to X, PiL, and My Morning Jacket. She declared "our song" to be Jungleland, because we both love(d) the line "The poets down here don't write nothin' at all"...it made us laugh, because we both fancied ourselves writers, but had no works completed to our name. We both saw, and loved the rise of Kanye West from 2002 to 2004 where he went from studio whiz kid to rap's savior. When his debut came out, I was in Texas, but she called me frantic, and excited. We broke up over a mixtape, and a note. She left me a note, and a tape which looped Let Her Cry, and some horrible Dave Matthews song in which there was like a flute solo or something. But, the last song was "Uh-Oh, Love Comes To Town" by Talking Heads. And of all things, that let me down easy. I won't go into why we broke up, but she is among the exes that I talk to now. She got married this summer. She didn't wear chucks to this wedding.

"Megan"

Fall Out Boy- G.I.N.A.S.F.S., Chicago Is So Two Years Ago, XO, Reinventing The Wheel To Run Myself Over

Cute Is What We Aim For- Curse Of Curves, The Fourth Drink Instinct

Cartel- Honestly

Nina Simone- Sinnerman

Stevie Wonder- Heaven Help Us All, Love's In Need Of Love Today

The Supremes- Any And All.

Hellogoodbye- Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn, Dear Jamie

Taking Back Sunday- Great Romances Of The 20th Century, One-Eighty By Summer, I'll Let You Live
Tegan And Sara- Clever Meals, Hype, I Bet It Stung, Wake Up Exhausted

Megan liked only 2 genres of music. Emo, and Soul. I found this odd, but mostly, she was interesting, and a good friend after a bad breakup. She prompted this blog, as she called earlier to tell me that Fall Out Boy's new album ("Folie à deux"...or "The Madness Of Two") is slated to come out on my birthday, and the new single ("I Don't Care") was released today. She refused to listen to anything but those two genres though, and it was only odd because they were so unlike each other. She is the reason that I consider Taking Back Sunday's first album a classic, and why I still cop to liking Fall Out Boy, openly, while others hid their love. She liked Panic At The Disco BEFORE the Beatlesesque crossover, and I respect that about her, because they truly were horrible then, but she saw the potential. I saw HelloGoodbye with her in 2006, and it was the most fun I've ever had at any concert ever. She introduced me to Paramore, and the force of nature that is Hayley Williams. When I couldn't find a good copy of the Fall Out Boy B-side G.I.N.A.S.F.S. last winter, she sent me one express mail. She's my age, 24, but her musical spirit is that of a 16 year old, and I admire that. She wasn't for me, and still lives in Arizona, and we, of course...are great friends.

So, there's an open, touching, and fun blog for you all. I'm not saying I pick relationships based off of music, but every one has a soundtrack.

Oh, and as for the new Fall Out Boy single...it'll have to grow on me. Aside from the chorus line of "I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me", the lyrics are a little bland. I'm off again, fellas.

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R.I.P. Delaney

I lost my little Scottish Terrier on Monday, September 8th to cancer. Her name was Delaney and she was a warrior. She was a rescue, and in her lifetime she'd been to hell and back. At the risk of sounding like a total wimp, it hurts like a son-of-a-bitch. If you're a dog lover like myself and want to see what she was all about, you can check out this link:

http://delaneywarrior.blogspot.com/

Man, I miss that little dog.

By the way, this link stays up as long as RHT is in existence.